shakendra

She is always there for you every step of the way. She is the kind of girl who if your feeling blue she does something about it she always makes you feel good. She is tall and you could never forget her after you know her once you know her and she is so beautiful

I was feeling bad last night

If I could get you a Shakendra you would feel all better

by Shakendra March 16, 2017

SnakeNut

A man who can not finish streaks or bets
Otherwise known as Mr. Nut

Did hear about Mr. Nut getting slapped because he didn’t finish the bet
Do you mean SnakeNut?

by Zacs1011 November 7, 2019

Slaked

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

by cunt rage November 2, 2009

The Slaven

Convincing or the act of trying to convince the hookup from the night before to perform oral sex the following morning, after she has just finished vomiting.

The Slaven doesn't work well when her breathe smells like cheap vodka and breadsticks and she's still drunk enough to slur her words.

by Mike "God" Ditka September 24, 2007

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007

Shakenya

The best friend you will ever have. The girl who will not only stick up for you, but raise your spirits when you are down, always makes sure you're included, and will make you laugh even if you wanna cry. Though they may be a bit stubborn, Shakenyas never cease to amaze and are some of the most hilarious and pretty people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Shakenya, hold onto her because she is da bomb.com and she needs to know. Love ya shak! 😉

Woahhhh thst girl is so cool!
Uhhh duh she is, that's Shakenya!

by Heyitsanonymous June 5, 2016

The Slaven

Attempting to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, after the girl has vomitted. An alternate version involves cheeseburgers, in which one attempts to solicit fellatio the morning after sex, while eating a cheeseburger.

- That girl was so sick last night...
- Yeah, and you know what the best part was? This morning he tried the slaven, but she was too hungover and sloppy.
- Too bad.
- Yeah, but he told me the cheeseburger he got from Five Guys right before was delicious.

by ProbableCause October 23, 2007