slazenger trackies

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's

'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015

Slaiden

Slaiden is the best person in the entire universe. he makes you smile, laugh, and blush. he is a cute, kind, sweet, caring, and very loving. If you know a Slaiden you are very lucky!!

#cute #Slaiden #loving #hunter #caring

by Liv6982 November 30, 2016

slazenger’s

slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment

“oh shoot i’m wearing slazenger’s”

by big gypo December 9, 2019

slazenger

Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.

After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.

by The Daley Grimes December 11, 2015

Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.

Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015

slaizer snake

a big ass dick
largest of the snake family
very agressive around poon

did you see that slaizer snake, it was fuckin huge!!

by dick belong August 23, 2007

sladzene

n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine

The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!

by PamelaPamela July 7, 2011