Skynet

Google.

Guy 1: I'm going to buy the new robot powered by Google.

Guy 2: I have a slight feeling that Google is Skynet.

Guy 3: It is Skynet.

Guy 1: So.......should I buy it?

Guy 3: Hell no! Have you ever seen what happened in Terminator??!!

by Derp Man April 1, 2014

Skypetar

Someone who spends a substantial amount of time per day on Skype

She just wasted a whole day online, chatting with her BBFs. Such a true Skypetar!

by Guraleci April 10, 2013

Skynet

Today it's called Microsoft.

The Terminator movies warned of the apocalyptic end of humanity if Skynet is not shut down permanently.

With the numerous security flaws in Microsoft's products, a hacker can easily create bugs which will guide Microsoft Windows into becoming a self-aware, Skynet-like system.

by John Connor August 4, 2003

skypetease

when someone does a striptease act for the person they're skyping.

because my lover couldn't have me in the flesh, i did a skypetease act for him via skype.

by Felicity Church May 7, 2009

Skyeet

To signal to others that you are either a.) Cannot tell others of your great pain in any words that currently exist, b.) You're about to cum in some hoe and bail, or c.) Are a fan of memes and almost never leave your home.

Man 1: Dude this party is sick SKYEET!

Man 2: Are you in pain? Did you find an ugly bitch? Is this the first time out of the house?

Man 1: Yeh

by Tyler is a loser November 9, 2017

skypetroduce

to introduce people (presumably friends) over Skype and similar webcam-utilizing programs

While you're away from college over break, you should skypetroduce me to that hot hometown friend of yours.

by Deseejay December 10, 2010

Skylette

A small bird taking it’s first flight. Also an uncommonly know name for girls. Girls with this name are often whimsical, kind hearted, and protective. They will be a constant shining ray of light in your life.

“Look up, can you see the skylette spreading it’s wings from the nest?”

“You should see the way Skylette looks at you, she’s so sweet.”

by bluelinnet January 28, 2019