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skankamonkey

someone who rumages through skips and bins to find anything that may be usefull or entertaining to them or someone else.
1. shut up you skankamonkey!!!!!!
2. oi listen hear skankamonkey!!!!!!!
by zig-zagg November 19, 2007
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Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.
Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey
by lalalalawl December 17, 2009
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Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!
by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009
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SpunkMonkey

A SpunkMonkey is cumming on a girls face then cutting your pubes off and sticking them to her face. lots off girls like a very hairy and cummy face. its gives them joy.
I gave monica a SpunkMonkey last night she loved it
by Dramalama November 11, 2015
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skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!
(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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skunk-monkey

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference
The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey
by little man September 9, 2003
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SkudMonkey

SEXY man beast who his very l33t
by Stevo June 11, 2006
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