Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

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by Brka33 November 28, 2022

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Skumpkin

A ugly, obese female. She is incredibly arrogant, and unintelligent.

Oh no, the skumpkin is gonna get me!

by MitchConnor666 February 18, 2018

skumping

The act of skateboarding long distances over flats and inclines without touching foot to ground, using perpetual surf-like pumping motions, sometimes switching between "goofy" and "standard" pump stances. Longboards for Skumping are generally in the 36" - 43" length range with 25"+ wheelbases, longer than skateboards used in Giant Slalom racing.

"That dude's skumping uphill!"

"We just finished a 10 mile skump session!"

by James Peters January 21, 2006

skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

by ducken January 14, 2008

skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude

You are a skump weasle!

by Seles April 24, 2011