A viscous, off green substance usually found under the toenails of homeless people in Manhattan, or on the inside of AAA batteries. If inhaled, injected, or comes into prolonged contact with skin, causes hallucinations similar to shrooms. And also causes you to feel so high you see floating people and fish swimming in dirt.
by Joe Bartolozzi's stupid cousin October 26, 2022
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