Skoobs

A person, usually female, that frequently shows their boobs during skype conversations.

Alison: I love skype!
John: Yeah you probably just show your boobs on there all the time you whore.
Billy: Yeah Al you're new nickname is Skoobs.

by I<3Skoobs March 19, 2009

Skoob

Used to describe the maximum distance a particular male can ejaculate (see exmaple 1)

or

A word used in place of jizz or spunk in slightly more formal contexts where disgretion is advisable or speakers are discussing jizz in a context where distance is particularly important (see example 2)

1: I managed 2.34 metres last night but your skoob or 2.67 metres is still top

2: Whats your furthest skoob Proffesor trish?

by Philly ree July 19, 2008

Skoob

Someone who inhaled or eats shit religiously

Oh look, that person is having shit for dinner, they must be a skoob

by Shermy June 12, 2018

Skoob

A slang term originating from England referring to a marijuana 'blunt'.

Usually used when the blunt in question is particularly fat.

You: What are you doing fam?
Me: Rolling up a phat old Skoob.
You: Nicee

by heisenheichou October 18, 2015

Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022