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Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.
"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."
by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009
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jack skellington

AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
by doorswhore June 10, 2004
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Jack Skellington

Maddie: "our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch"
Gregg: "Jack Skellington freaking rocks!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
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jack skellington

main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman
"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
by Rachael murray February 28, 2005
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Dirty Stollings

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
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skellington

Popularized by Jack Skellington from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, but also used in place of skeleton as seen in Scarygoround, a webcomic by John Allison.
Yikes, I just saw a walking skellington!
by Izzabehr September 22, 2005
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Doing a Skollins.

Getting extremely drunk on your own by means of the cheapest lager your disability benefit can afford, then going absolutely berserk on webcam. Often threatening viewers family & always demanding a fight at Preston train station.
Did you see Mark on cam last night?

Was sat there drinking his dole money away & then threatened to kiss Gerard's kids arse & rip his dick off.

Yeah man that bloke is a joke, always doing a Skollins.
by Walv September 7, 2011
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