Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

by jakotak September 13, 2011

Slinkerknot

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

by Ashfield September 13, 2011

Sklanker

One who is two tall to give oral sex

that sklanker is 6 feet tall, dang!

by boby sam sam jojo October 23, 2007

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

by eggz09 September 13, 2011

slinkerknot

A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"

by holde September 13, 2011

skinker

A skinker is a nasty looking woman who is trying pick up some cock.

Damn dude, Glenn was getting hit on by all these old skinkers last night at the club, I think he even took one home!

by F.O.O.C.H March 20, 2007

slinker

Adjective. Someone who is a waste of human skin. Derived from the phrase " Some folks are like Slinkys... They are not good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

That babe is a total slinker. She's banging fifteen other guys, and tells each one they are "the only one".

by RobH October 16, 2005