slarting

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

by omidog November 2, 2013

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Slart

A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.

"OH...ummm... I uhh.. I SLARTed and I gotta go!!!... and sorry about your couch dude..."

by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008

Slarty

Northern English slang, meaning "to be covered with shit." This is why the wizard Slartibartfast in THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY does not want to say his name, and why Arthur Dent laughs when he does.

"You've stepped in dog's muck and gotten your shoes and clothes all slarty."

by noodles and cheese October 6, 2011

Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.

Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!

by Slarticious February 25, 2022

Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022