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skister

humanity's bane. comprises of a skister and a magikal dragon goat which identifies as a toaster :3
'have you heard of the skisters?! heard they eliminated yet another country with their ak-47 grenadiers-'
by cakeface November 19, 2021
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Skypsterbation

Masturbating or performing sexual acts while skyping.
My roommate was performing skypsterbation with her boyfriend while the door was open, and it was incredibly awkward.
by Meet Me in St. Louis January 10, 2011
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Snipster

Snipsterism is a burgeoning culture that values artsy intellectualism, progressive politics, creativity and witty banter. The snipster distinguishes himself from the modern hipster because he or she does not reject nor advocates "mainstream" culture; he passionately scrutinizes each side of the coin and chooses whatever he fucking prefers because he does not give a crap about what others think about him.
Person 1: I met this really smart girl with a goofy haircut, but I think she has asperger's.

Person 2: She's probably just a snipster.
by Sampaio96 July 5, 2014
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shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.
Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.
by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010
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Skapster

A skapster is someone who is a blend of hipster and skater culture.
It is also a unisex term that is used to classify certian people in society.
skater hipster male female
"Look at those skapster on their retro skate boards!"
by Mr. And Mrs. Pickle April 13, 2016
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spipster

Scensters, Punks, Hipsters, all mixed up into one. They all hang out anyway. they're hot.

Scenesters - hair. yeah, spipsters actually CARE about their hair appearance, where as hipsters won't shower for days, and punks just like...elmers glue and kool-aid colors.

Punks - MUSIC. Spipsters play guitar and always are trying to make a statement in their lyrics. Unlike hipsters who just tend to like a lot of Eurotrash techno shit with no meaning at all except...synthesizers...dear god.

Hipsters - Skinny jeans, plaid, converse, vans, basically hipsters SAY they don't care about their clothes and thrift everything, but lets be honest here, THEY SHOP AT URBAN OUTFITTERS. although the "real" ones won't admit to it, its seriously where they get all their pre-ripped clothes and "i-want-you-to-think-i-got-this-from-the-salvation-army" style. all hipsters are lying if they tell you that. seriously check the chopped off tag.

All three of them have unique tattoos and piercings, hipsters tend to love the gauges and random ear piercings

Scenesters enjoy the monroes, lip piercings, eyebrows, nose...etc. Gauging usually remains with the hipsters.

Punks pierce weird places not appropriate for this site...but thats not attractive...thats just weird.

and they all have tattoos that are "meaningful"...well they're meaningful when you're 22, but honestly who's going to want a tattoo that says "ANARCHY, FUCK YOU SOCIETY!!!" across your chest when you're a single 60 year old on chatroulette.
Bill - "wow, man, look at that fuckin hipster, he actually took a shower this morning"

Steven - "naw, man, that's a Spipster, they believe in Garnier."
by yeahwooyeahwoo August 9, 2010
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slipster

noun:

1. A creature/person who is very slippery in nature.

2. A small slipper.

Note: This word can be used in place of slipmeister, however slipster is more often associated with a smaller or slimier person/creature.
#1:
As the gecko made its way quickly across the room, Rodion had no choice but to exclaim "Wow!Look at that slipster!"

#2:
As the penis gracefully slipped in between his butcheeks, Joe exclaimed "You're a really slipster, aren't you?"
by Argonak April 13, 2008
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