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slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

skipster 

noun
1. a person who is hip, but not too hip to skip.
2. a hipster without the pretense.
3. portmanteau of "skip" and "hipster."
Lucien listens to indie rock, but is still a total goofball--he's a happy-go-lucky skipster.
skipster by Peter Lapin July 20, 2008

Skypsterbation 

Masturbating or performing sexual acts while skyping.
My roommate was performing skypsterbation with her boyfriend while the door was open, and it was incredibly awkward.

Slapster 

A person who consistently accomplishes tasks quickly and easily, often to the surprise or envy of others. Someone known for their efficiency and the ability to handle multiple tasks or problems with ease and apparent nonchalance.

Note: The term is often used with admiration, acknowledging the slapster's superior skills or abilities. It may also have a hint of humor or sarcasm, especially when the tasks being accomplished are not typically considered difficult.
I've seen her finish a whole project in an hour. She's a real slapster.

Did you see how quickly Bob finished that crossword puzzle? He's a real slapster when it comes to the kids' section of the newspaper.

You should have seen him on the basketball court, he was a total slapster - scoring points left and right.
Slapster by Maroon55 May 26, 2023

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.
Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

Swapster 

Hey i think im becoming a swapster .
Swapster by The blue horse November 22, 2022
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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