skonniver

a conniving skank or skank who connives - a digustingly foul or filthy person who plots and schemes.

He is a skonniver and cannot be trusted.

by The sconnivers May 31, 2006

skydiver poop

Propping yourself up high over your toilet either standing on the seat, or Propping yourself on top of the bathroom stall and pooping into the toilet below.

I was dared to prop myself on top of a bathroom stall at McDonalds and do a skydiver poop.

by I sharted on a cat once December 13, 2016

Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.

John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."

by harmonyhills October 7, 2008

Siniver

The most boring couple ever actually the most cringey and shy people. Been together forever and still dont do anything.

ugh they must be a siniver

by Siniver March 3, 2022

Spiniverouse

To feel happy and in a goofy energized mood

Ooooo I’m feeling spiniverouse right now

by The elegant moose December 23, 2022

Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".

Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.

by The KIID March 4, 2009

Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"

by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010