Shitology

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.

"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"

by myspace.com/bidoof101 May 26, 2008

skidologist

A specialist in the art of understanding the history, behavior, and activities of the wild "Skid" within the technical community.

For many years, skidologist have studied the wild skid in hopes of learning easier methods to skidgineer, skid herd, and skid market them into proper constructs of society.

by Fox with no fur September 6, 2019

Skypology

To load a skip correctly and safely to obtain more load area

Loaded the the skip using skypology , the company were very pleased .

by Robster June 12, 2018

skidsiology

skidsiology is the best person to ever exist. They’re super pretty and deserve the whole world and infinite happiness

some person: do you know skidsiology?
me: bitch yes they’re the best person to ever exist.

by pip🤞 March 5, 2022

spinology

the scientific study of spins and spinning.

hey mom, i think im going to major in spinology!

by Spuggle November 25, 2022

Sciology

A person who believes more in Science and Technology rather than God. These people are inclined towards the logical reasoning and deducing events rather than believing in "destiny".

Guy1 : Hay, did you talk to him about my ghost experience ?
Guy2 : C'mon... you know he believes in Sciology. He would not get convinced by your ghost stories.

by Suresh Krishna August 18, 2008

sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.

"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"

by beachcomber October 14, 2012