skew

a paintball term similar to "agg" but on the opposite coast of the united states "skew" is being southern and a bit redneck whilst playing. "SKEW" or the emphasized

"SKEEEEEEWWWWWWWW", was started by Team Majestic out of southern Georgia, and has recently began to catch on.

can also be used as a greeting to other people who are "skew" as well.

alex- now thats skew, look at those overalls and flannel shirt.
dustin- it's almost as skew as that guy rocking the mullet.

john- (to patrick) SKEEEEEWWWWWW
patrick - (to john) SKEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

by J_Work April 12, 2010

skew

the method to alter an image while editing in Photoshop.

a user may skew by manipulating, enhancing and transforming by distorting the images. Many image editing programs are also used to render or create computer art from scratch.

by skew the screw April 21, 2012

Skew

A term used to define gringos(as) with a redneck accent.

You're such a skew!

by thatonebownkid August 31, 2011

skew

Something that is wrecked/bad.

My car's skewed mang.

by ryguy28 December 9, 2007

skew

meaning ew came from peterlee, north east england,

skew!! how u doing? inabit skew meaning see you later ew

by lisa marley April 16, 2005

Skew

Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.

Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!

by VstepN April 5, 2010

skew

stupid, dumbass, worthy of getting punched in the balls, monkey, the action of getting punched in the balls

your so skew, your such a skew, GAH YOU SKEWED ME!

by will and taylor October 4, 2004