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sketchy randos

A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.
(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.
by staggosarus October 16, 2010
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SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER

YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!
by JacobBazScalpathus May 30, 2019
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Sketchy

1) someone or something that just isnt right.
2) the feeling you get the morning after usuing a lot of drugs, most commonly associated with extacy.
3) something unsafe
4) someone or something that gives off a bad feeling
i dunno, his story sounds kind of sketchy

i cant come in to work today, im sketchy
by tardo October 5, 2003
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Sketchy Hons

Possibly one of the best Aussie hip hop artists of the 21st century
Person 1: how insane is sketchy hons
Person 2: yeh he's fair good
by Mr Hip-Hop December 25, 2009
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Sketchy Fingers

The Sketchy Fingers is a tall, pasty white, balding humanoid creature last scene in the Washington DC area. Other noticable physical characteristics include long yellow fingernails, a terrifying 5'oclock shadow, and rancid feet.

The Sketchy Fingers get its name from its unusual habit of rubbing its scrotum and/or asshole, then immediately sniffing its fingers. This leads to the trademark Sketchy Fingers "confused" facial expression from which it is most recognizable.

This creature has a high sexual drive and will fornicate with nearly any size and shape of human female as long as it doesn't have to use a condom. It tends to court females by impersonating an Australian doctor but will also occasionally spit its teeth, although the latter method has not been used for some time.

Its eating habits include a wide variety of late night foods, ranging from pizza to leftovers from the fridge of the female which it just had sex with. The Sketchy Fingers has no natural predators (excluding male pattern baldness) but does generally shy away from competing with the African-American male in both athletic and female courting abilities. Notable defense mechanisms include deception, stealing, and intoxication.

Most attemps at capturing the elusive Sketchy Fingers have been futile, although there is rumor that it is possible to trap it using a large Tom Brady cutout and Stroke29 masturbation cream.
The Sketchy Fingers tricked me into buying it a Chick-Fil-A sandwich by claiming its broke its credit card. It used said card to buy a drink immediately after receiving the sandwich.
by The Douche Canoe January 18, 2013
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sketchy badger

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.
by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018
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Sketchy Peter

-A married playboy that uses the internet to stalk squat. Boasts the ability to 'conceal' evidence from wife.
"Sketchy Peter you cant spend that much money to go to the VIP room with that stripper, your woman will find out!"

"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"
by Mista Grease October 10, 2005
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