skizzle skert

another name for time to go quickly, time to bounce quickly, time to leave quickly

Hey ya'll, let's get to skizzle skertin!

Im'ma skizzle skert up on out of here.

We bought to be late, so we need to get to skizzle skertin!

by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009

Skerted

When you scare you’re self or are scared and almost shit your pants leaving a skid mark in your underwear.

“Holy shit I almost skerted myself!”

by Unikitty Ninja August 25, 2019

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Skert

The reaction to a unexpected event, creature or occurrence.

Person: "God that was unexpected, i was skerted!"

by justanelephant May 13, 2024

murder skert

To be killed

Okay well I’m bout to murder skert you

by Wowza aesthetic December 29, 2017