skeptileptic

to convulsively disbelieve what someone is saying

John: 'There is no way you passed your law exam."

Tom: "I absolutely aced them. Stop being such a skeptileptic"

by savannahliscious November 22, 2011

Sempt

A perhaps only a Mansfieldian term for the past tense of the verb to seem.

It sempt to him that the fishfingers had always been smartprice.

by miffy42 April 7, 2009

skrempt

To be scared, terrified, utterly mortified.

That guy chased our car for 20 miles. holy shmackies we were so skrempt!

by Natey October 21, 2007

Skeptacular

Skept, or fake, in a great, hilarious way.

Madison told a long story about her day and Mr. Cheek said "I'm waiting for the plot". It was soooo skeptacular

by MadNastii October 9, 2012

Skumpt

When you get your head caved in by the kettle crew on cod

“We just SKUMPT them kids”

by Ellis ditchburn June 13, 2020

Sempt

The past tense of "seem"

Even through the howling wind and crashing waves, it all sempt too quiet.

by ScrambledArmenianPedestrians November 5, 2020

Skemper

A vertically challenged sawaiian who hates jews. Can usually be found working at 7 Eleven.

Did you see that skemper at the counter over there. She totally is a jew hater.

by Molestash February 28, 2008