Skeletor

A bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way. Had you even made an attempt to have sex with her you would merely poke through her vagina and straight through her stomach and kill her in a yeasty, bloody mass of skeletor-killing pokage.

You don't want a chick that's too blubbery...

But you don't want to bone a skeletor.

by GrandPhoenix October 4, 2005

Skeletor

A skinny ass bonefaced co-worker or colleague who goes to the bar with you after work, only talks about work, and doesn't pay for any of the beer, thus his skeletor physique is matched with his pathetically evil ways.

Fucking Skeletor over here better shut the fuck up and start buying some beer or I'm gonna have to throw him into some moving traffic.

by Jimmy Rivas June 2, 2008

Skeletor

Someone who does meth or speed, Looks really skinny and his face is sucked in from being a hardcore drug addict.

We were at the park the other day and we seen someone on meth and they looked like skeletor.

Hey check out skeletor riding that bike!
man hes looking for his next sack.

by Vincent Pinckard October 9, 2008

Skeletor

When the physique of a female is so skinny and nonexistent it resembles a skeleton

Friend 1: Dude, check her out, she's bangin

Friend 2: Nah dude, she's a skeletor

by Moth alert 69 May 25, 2016

Skeletor

Word used to describe Jennifer Lopez' husband, Marc Anthony.

Marc Anthony's nickname.

Word used to describe a boney, skinny ass, ugly faced person.

1:"Hey, isn't that Marc Anthony on TV?"
2:"Yeah, that's Skeletor, J-Ho's man."

by SupahFly August 19, 2007

Skelewhore

A sickly skinny woman that resembles skeletor from He-Man, who is extremely promiscuous. activities often involve
-drinking semen by the bucketload
-getting fingercuffed (if really drunk, might even be airtight)
-talking about loving testicles
-vomiting after eating
-hanging out at bars til last call b/c that is the only time a guy would even consider fucking her

hey man, give me another shot. i am going to see if that skelewhore in the corner wants to get fingercuffed by me and frank

by tommy the impaler April 21, 2010

Lord Skeletor

1. The adversery of (He-Man) from the 1980's show He-Man -Master of the Universe. Appears in a black/purple cloak. Those that have managed to overcome the evilness of his appearance state he resembles the {Grim Reaper except he is so much mpore evil. These people have since died.

2. (n.)the most evil person/thing in the universe, ever

3. (adj.) the personification of evil

1. "Did you see Lord Skeletor last night on He-Man master of the Universe?" Hell yeah that guy is damn evil.

2. "Wow, President Bush, you are almost as evil as Lord Skeletor!"

3. Wow, President Bush, with your new policy you are reaching Lord Skeletor levels of evilness

by Lord Skeletor October 29, 2007