a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008

skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006