skankaholic

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell

Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.

by (none) October 30, 2003

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

by Define Me! November 30, 2009

Skankahontas

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.

Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV

by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009

Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.

Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!

by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010

Skankaholic

A person (usually a male, but not always) that persists in keeping company with "ladies of the evening" ie: whores, trollups,skags,sluts etc. This person has an appetite for extremely used women and has no fear of possible STD's or birth protection. In fact, this individual likes skanks so much, he would just as soon stand in line behind 20 guys just to tear a piece off and not think twice.Motivation for this kind of individual include the smeared lipstick, rat's nest hair, ripped hosiery (in the crotch) her smoking during sex,bruises on her arms and cheap rates.

Ted:Have you seen Al lately? Man he's been avoiding us like the plague.

Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.

Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!

Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.

Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.

by Dr. Snapper April 3, 2009

Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

by Tomster595 March 27, 2009

skankapotomous

an incredibly unnatractive and fat skank

I believe that sknkapotomous should only be kept at the zoo; What a skankapotomous

by The big Knepptizzle September 26, 2005