stonkslobber

The act of filling your mouth to its maximum capacity with stanky dishwater and then spinning around while spraying your unsuspecting victims at the family gathering.

"I stonkslobbered 'em real good, you should've seen it. Smelled terrible too."

by Frungus Bungus November 26, 2020

stonks

iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"

by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019

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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
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by A4775 October 17, 2020

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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Shonkster

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.

"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."

by DavRock June 5, 2009

stonks

achieve much profit many yes

omg we have achieved stonks level

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 5, 2019

stonks

you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks

by not a dictionary September 9, 2019