When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.
Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead
Moses: can I get Adam's number?
Moses: can I get Adam's number?
by wckdflcn March 02, 2014
by Light Joker May 18, 2007
by Missy Maplemoth November 14, 2010
by Jumpman4209057 March 20, 2017
Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.
Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum
Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?
Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?
Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?
Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?
by Balls McHoolihan November 20, 2013
A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.
Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".
After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".
After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
by Fearman February 22, 2008
by dudley whitemud July 10, 2007