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seismeister

an individual who is sneaky in a suave way
justin is such a sneaky seismeister on the soccer field.
seismeister by seismeisterlova December 9, 2021

spinmeister 

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function
The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings
spinmeister by cornholio October 4, 2003

Spinmeister 

An individual that has mastered the system of life in a sneaky and crafty manner who operates behind closed doors, whose actions only benefit himself, and takes advantage of every opportunity and/or person, regardless of the monetary/emotional price.
Characteristics of Spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, glasses like the sister of Doug Funny from the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug (eyes may be covered), pointy Pharaoh-like goatee, Dr. Grant hat from Jurassic Park, perhaps a cane like Dr. Hammond's amber/mosquito studded cane from Jurassic Park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired

spifmeister 

Someone who aspires to become the spifmaster. An apprentice, as it were, to the spifmaster.
"One day I will no longer be the spifmeister, and finally hit the top wrung!"
spifmeister by Spifmaster June 20, 2009

Shivmeister 

Master of the shiv. Someone who stabs you in the back with a shiv.
I was doing fine then my work colleague who pretended to be my friend stabbed me in the back like a shivmeister
Shivmeister by Ja5165 September 23, 2017

Sickmeister 

Sickmeister is a commonly used phrase in MMO's to use sarcasim to insult a player, the noob thinking they are an actual good player.
I have amazing boots!

-Wow, your a real Sickmeister!
Sickmeister by c1nser0 May 6, 2009