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Pity Sponsorship 

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!
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reverse sponsorship 

Instead of a company or other entity sponsoring you and giving you things for free, you give them money for things, thus sponsoring them.
That new valo skin is going to get me a reverse sponsorship.
reverse sponsorship by ModernChaot February 10, 2022

Sensorship 

The act of sensing something, either from a nose, a mouth, eyes, etc.

The result of a failed attempt to spell 'Censorship' correctly.
Player 1: "Can I see that item?"
Player 2: "Sure, I'll allow the sensorship."
Sensorship by Ix Compilations March 14, 2021

spensorship 

The act of commissioning a work and then muzzling the message when it differs from expectations.
In a blatant act of spensorship, this weekend's performance at the Brooklyn Museum of SSA's (Seriously Angry Artists) "The Brooklyn Museum Must be Destroyed This Weekend, and Everyone in it Must be Obliterated in a Fiery Inferno" has been cancelled, after major funding was withdrawn by the Brooklyn Museum.
spensorship by Jon Protas November 6, 2007

Seniorship 

The act of becoming friends with a senior in school, just because they are a senior and you'll never see them again.
"Are they dating?"

"Nope, she's developing seniorships with every guy for later use.."
Seniorship by keeperofdanorth October 4, 2010

sensorship 

The perfect way to keep blacks from speaking their mind on a radio station or television screen.
and example of sensorship would be sam l jackson and micheal jackson, and of course rap / hip-hop music.
sensorship by d jones August 16, 2006

Sensorship 

A scam version of the word " Censorship " mostly used in a mocking manner.
david from windows support: sir, your computer is infected with virus and it is stealing your info and selling it to the government

Billy: oh no, that can be used to sensorship me
Sensorship by LocalCrackhead69 March 15, 2021