simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 04, 2011

simmie

Only THE most kick ass chicka on the entire face of the planet!!!

Simmie is FUCKEN SEXI!!

OmG BeCky..did you see Simmie'z Butt..its like sooO BIG!

by pEaNuT BuTTa February 02, 2008

simmie

a perfect block of cheese

yo joe pass me a simmie

by pipes November 04, 2019

simmies

A group of people living in a false reality. Usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. Try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane... yet somehow in the same world.

Everything was cool until James brought the effin' simmies and creeped everyone the F out. No one could escape their weird conversations.

by Alex in NC August 15, 2006

simmie

simmie doesn’t miss, it’s impossible

simmie never misses

by simmie ss September 01, 2021

Simmy

A person (usually male) who has a matchstick in (his/her) pants.

And so, the priest said to the alter boy; “Don’t worry, my child...I’m a bit of a Simmy.”

by EManning2079 October 16, 2019

simmi

Someone who can't take a Joke.

I was f$@#ing Joking! Stop being such a Simmi!

by Chetsk November 29, 2007