La Signora

The greatest fictional character to exist.

"I love La Signora, she's just so amazing."

by Céline Dion February 14, 2022

The Signal

n. the constant flow of information that is transmitted by the television 24 hours a day.

When one continually controls the information, one controls the people absorbing the information. The manufactured and controlled information guides the masses to their conclusions and engineers society. Unplug the Signal!

They are like robots just repeating what was transmitted by the signal.

News of no importance is constantly debated and analyzed when subscribing to the signal.

by Awaken1979 June 16, 2011

Signal Mountain Middle High School

Signal Mountain Middle High School is a Middle/High school located in Signal Mountain, Tennessee. More than 1350 are enrolled. 98% of the school consists of White Republican families that make over $200,000 in their household per year. To be considered decent by the school, you must have Social Media along with a fancy iPhone. The teachers have high expectations. They expect you to study for 9+ hours everyday. The teachers also make sure to give you lots of homework so you have to be locked up in your room studying instead of doing things you enjoy. If you have anything wrong with you, skin wise, looks wise, etc. they will make sure to destroy you will insults about it. No matter how much to try to make yourself decent, they will still insult you. If you are a decent person and not a social outcast, you will be welcomed.

Since my parents don't make $200,000 a year, I can't attend Signal Mountain Middle High School.

by AccurateDictionary December 8, 2017

pokie signaling

When a woman goes without her bra so that her nipples poke through her blouse or sweater, and asks her guy in, she is engaging in pokie signaling. This is an invitation to some kind of intimacy, from petting to coitus.

"It's kind of cool, and my nips are up. I'm doing a little subtle pokie signaling."

by Angel of the Morning March 9, 2020

Signalization

The geographical area with working cellular service and preferrably internet. The point is that you are connected with the rest of civilization through a cellular signal.

Example 1:
Daniel: "Yo, why ain't ma bitches sexting me back?"
Leif: "We be out of signalization, fool."

Example 2:
Razz: "My phone never works at fat camp! This weekend, we got to drive back to signalization."
Leif: "And how!"

by Lectrol May 7, 2010

V-Signal

It is an imaginary signal that only men can sense. The V-Signal is when an attractive woman becomes single but hasn’t told anyone yet. It seems to be transmitted through the Internet and can reach men thousands of miles away. Once the V-Signal has been transmitted, single men start reaching out to the attractive single woman, via text messages, phone calls, or DMs, confessing that they’ve had a secret interest in her and would like to pursue something more than friends with her. At a minimum, they would like to have sex with her, but if she offers more, they’re happy to take whatever she is willing to give them. (i.e. FWB or relationship)

Missi’s V-Signal must’ve went off last week, because she has 5 guys chasing after her now. One has even offered to pay for her plane tickets to have her come see him for a long weekend. It’s like the poor girl is in heat and the wolves can smell it from miles away!

by Missi-Long September 12, 2020

Vice Signaling

This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.

Jimmy Bob really was vice signaling to the MAGA crowd when he got up and shouted obscenities at the Pride Parade marchers walking downtown.

by slaves2society April 20, 2023