Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

sidewalk shitter

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.

When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015

Sidewalk Express

A form of transportation also known as walking.

"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."

by Gleen707 March 4, 2018

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019

sidewalk taco

Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, woman who works the streets to get paid for sexual favors

I haven't gotten laid in a while. Thinking about hitting up that sidewalk taco.

by abashface December 30, 2016

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Stay off the Sidewalks

A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.

Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!

Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!

Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!

by BeLegitStoopid November 23, 2010