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Shmüzle

Noun:

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.
Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!
by GrockRocket November 20, 2010
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Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.
"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"
by Richard Lao December 15, 2004
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Shnuzzle

(A Kaos original)

a combined huggle (snuggling hug), snuggle, and nuzzle
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge shnuzzle.
(As opposed to:
Jill was so excited and happy with Tom that she rushed over and gave him a huge huggle, also nuzzling and snuggling him.)
by KirstieKaos June 21, 2009
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shwizz

Oh man, that fanny pack is shwizz, I want one, where'd you get it?
by J Gibbs from Bellevue July 3, 2010
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swuzzie

1) ignorant bitch that scratches her twat everyday and gets herpes and the tips of her fingers. also is a "homie-hopper".

2) a lying whore

3) smelly and swollen vagina

4) an old vagina that smells like 2 monkeys had sex on top of a dead body and didnt take a bath for 3 months while rolling in garbage that is filled with horse feces.

5) bitch who likes to put on a strap on and fuck guys in a conga line. She likes to spread herpes to all men possible. She will stick a finger in your ass and make you cum like a fucking VOLCANO! BOOM BITCHES!!!!
1) that swuzzie stuck it in my ass and i came like a fucking volcano!!

2) that chicks got a SWUZZIE!!!
by Tito Lambinaso September 26, 2010
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shwuade

A classy, smooth, form of swag, the type of swag Hugh Hefner would have.
Hes got mad shwuade
by hellaswag4dayz May 3, 2011
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Shuzzie

What your wearing especially your shoes

Good shuzzies: your drippin in swagger
Bad shuzzies: what the fuck is that from goodwill?
“Yo Mitchell why the fuck your shuzzies so shit bro? Is that a fucking hand me down? Don’t ever talk to me again you bitch”
by Mcatherin07 November 17, 2019
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