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1) ignorant bitch that scratches her twat everyday and gets herpes and the tips of her fingers. also is a "homie-hopper".

2) a lying whore

3) smelly and swollen vagina

4) an old vagina that smells like 2 monkeys had sex on top of a dead body and didnt take a bath for 3 months while rolling in garbage that is filled with horse feces.

5) bitch who likes to put on a strap on and fuck guys in a conga line. She likes to spread herpes to all men possible. She will stick a finger in your ass and make you cum like a fucking VOLCANO! BOOM BITCHES!!!!
1) that swuzzie stuck it in my ass and i came like a fucking volcano!!

2) that chicks got a SWUZZIE!!!
swuzzie by Tito Lambinaso September 26, 2010
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A very talented girl. Very beautiful and is always the life of the party. Energetic and will always keep you laughing.
:Who is she?
: I don't know must be a suzzie
Suzzie by Urban.Dic.tionary December 19, 2016
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What your wearing especially your shoes

Good shuzzies: your drippin in swagger
Bad shuzzies: what the fuck is that from goodwill?
“Yo Mitchell why the fuck your shuzzies so shit bro? Is that a fucking hand me down? Don’t ever talk to me again you bitch
Shuzzie by Mcatherin07 November 17, 2019
The Ultimate Swag...
Bruh.... those shoes are Swazzie.
Swazzie by DazSek25 November 15, 2022
A chick that thinks she is sexy, but she is not and would mess with any guy as long as no one's looking.
Hey Ed I see you was all hugged up ready to leave with that Scuzzie broad
Scuzzie by MGeezi November 4, 2010

swuzzle stick

1. male equivalent of a swizzle stick. 2. much more feminine that a metro-sexual, yet still claiming to be hetero-sexual. 3. a man who is obsessed with all aspects of his physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better". Some even go as far as to use cosmetics.
Brett is such a swuzzle stick. Can you believe he uses that mail order cosmetic crap? Of course, his long curly hair and perfectly manicured nails don't help. I am not sure if he is straight or not. He sure acts awfully girly to me.
swuzzle stick by Maisie M. December 21, 2006
Suzzies is a scouse term for underwear or sexy underwear.
She's got her suzzies on!! I stripped down to my suzzies
Suzzies by TheClaw77777 March 5, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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