Shuster

A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.

We would have won if not for that Shuster.

by Sajak February 18, 2010

Shuster

To screw up royally; choking when the chips are down.

The U.S. Curling Team had a chance to win the match; however, their skip Shustered the hammer.

by BlainetheTrain February 18, 2010

shuster

Fucking up something so easy your grandmother who's been dead for four years could do it.

He had that win in the bag, but he shustered that last throw and his team lost.

by The Amazing Choker February 18, 2010

shuster

1. to choke
2. to miss the game winning shot
3. to repeatedly miss the game winning shot
4. a person who does not do well under pressure

(missing the game winning free throw with .1 seconds left on the clock)

- "You really shustered that one"

- "You are such a shuster!
Antonym: Clutch

by wets0909 February 19, 2010

Shuster

When you start to make out with someone and they try to french kiss you but you reject

Guy: "What just happened?"
Girl: "Oh, I shustered you."

by XInsanity April 2, 2019

Shuster

Cockblock

I was gonna get with this girl last night but my friend was a complete Shuster

by Tupac4eva October 19, 2011

Shuster

Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.

"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"

by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 22, 2021