Shungite 

Another word for feces. A word to say instead of sh*t.

C'mon now, your full of shungite

Shungite by yekcohh February 10, 2021

shungites 

A verb used to describe people participating in fake moral outrage and/or ambiguous speculation, usually on Twitter for the intention of clout farming. May have intersections with people who are obsessed with perceived double standards on Twitch.

"Yo, Neil. This guy on twitter shungites. He keeps going off about simps. What a shungiter. He should stop shungiting."

shungites by SymSC June 27, 2020

Shungite 

Shungite- an unidentified, pyramid-like object which is used to protect from the deadly 5G rays, only found in the farthest parts of the galaxy and they say if you look deep into the middle, you will see the future outcome of the earth every time

karen: AHH THE 5G RAYS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!
shungite master: NOT TODAY DUMB B*TCH KAREN, FOR I OWN THE SHUNGITE, WHICH WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT THAT “5G RAY”
(yes this is dramatic but its how the shungite is used after all)

Shungite by THE MIGHTY SHUNGITE CULTIST September 13, 2020

Shungite 

An idiot. Someone who is so fucking stupid that there is no word that can describe their stupidity

Andrew: The people in this server are fucking shungites

Shungite by BigDickJaxson August 11, 2022

Shmungality

A word so undefined, if we defined it the world would become a shmunguss

Don’t Elaborate Further, The Shmungality Readings are off the charts

Shmungality by BirdyisMe April 30, 2024

shmungality

An object or person that resembles a shmungus.

“There’s a shmungality among us”

shmungality by Oki_couchpotato July 30, 2024

Shungite 

A Shungite is a fucking rock.. It's just a fucking rock go home.

Damnit, I stuck my penis too far into the fucking shungite

Shungite by Shittymcshitster October 14, 2024