shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.

He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip

by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016

Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good

by Mr.Sarastic November 07, 2014

Shreking

This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All

Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all

by SHREEK December 03, 2018

Shreked

When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.

Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.

by Cl8ts October 09, 2008

Shreked

to get jacked up or badly damaged

I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.

by CactusKid August 05, 2014

Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

by thesquidasaur August 01, 2010

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 08, 2017