Another one of dozens of terms for male genitalia. Specifically Shvance is used to identify an individual who is acting like a dick.
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guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.
by swinemoat March 13, 2009
Get the shancer mug.There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.
Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!
Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!
Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.
by The McClapski March 1, 2017
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Get the spance mug.The Spam Dance. When when 2 or more people spam anything continually, but within the limits of a particular web-site's rules.
forum:
I do not like this.
>I don't like it either.
Why don't you like it?
>Bites ass.
I agree.
__________
And now, you have witnessed spance.
I do not like this.
>I don't like it either.
Why don't you like it?
>Bites ass.
I agree.
__________
And now, you have witnessed spance.
by Spancer March 26, 2008
Get the Spance mug.Someone who lays on their parents couch all day playing online computer games and doesn't go outside for days at a time. Hasn't seen the sunlight outside in weeks, and the only tan he has is from the computer screen light. Often seen in flocks of two or three, typically with shpances. (See also: 'shpance')
the king: "Hey shponce, when was the last time you saw daylight, other than through the window?"
the shponce: "Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm........I don't know, like three weeks or more? I can't remember, really."
the king: "Pfft...typical sphonce-like activities."
the shponce: "Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm........I don't know, like three weeks or more? I can't remember, really."
the king: "Pfft...typical sphonce-like activities."
by kingofcrunk_queencarnage November 6, 2012
Get the shponce mug.alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/
eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944
Anything; universally applicable word.
eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944
Anything; universally applicable word.
"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae
by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010
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