shexican 

sexy short mexican.
usually not 100% mexican and part something else. Like hella sexy

did you see that shexican? He’s half mexican

shexican by someone1234567 December 28, 2007

shoicide

the act of wearing shoes that are so painfully uncomfortable you'd rather kill yourself than walk.

"Hey girl, I'm getting lunch. Wanna come?"

"Sure. Oh, wait, walking is going to be shoicide. Can you pick me up sushi?"

shoicide by ijy June 22, 2012

Shopick

A Microsoft tech nerd who works at a call center.

Aye look at nigga shopick over there he can hook you up with computer shit.

Shopick by A nígga going through a lot October 9, 2018

shoicing fatfee t 

the literal ravaging, decieveing, up and coming, undeniable, most insentual, not investable, most academically unapologetic feetersonian shicer that likes little nuggets strategically placed next to ones intellectual being. Usually comes in a color close to that of the shade of faded yellow seen on most McDonald’s signs when exiting a freeway, and are known for being pretty fat baetholomules too, so be aware!نس

This little shoicing fatfee t is really pissing me the *beep* off!!! Like what the heck man!!! Just go the *beep*away!!

shoicing fatfee t by cestpool October 12, 2021

Shoxix 

German word, meaning to rape somebody, kill them, then rape them again.

Andrew: hey Dave, did you hear CARLOS got put away for life cuz he decided to shoxix his bitch

David: Well CARLOS is quite a silly negro, not surprising to me though...

Tyler: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahaa

Shoxix by 12345654323456543 July 16, 2010

showich 

any guy caught wearing old-school jeans that are way too tight and look almost crispy. Most often found in dead-end jobs, known to prey on young boys.

Guy 1: Dude look at that showich
Guy 2: are those jordasches?
Guy 1: Lets get out of here

showich by N1CK2345 September 15, 2007

shoichi 

Adj. A word often used to describe a male with a 9 inch cock, who appears to be charming and nonchalant on the outside, but is broken to pieces on the inside. Nonetheless, his sexual appeal is immaculate and everyone wishes to be like him.

Boy A: Damn, I can’t stop thinking about the queen during sex. Do you think there’s any way I could sexually attain her?
Boy B: You’ve gotta Shoichi up bro

shoichi by constipatedunicorn69 November 21, 2021