showboating

1. To have a visibly exaggerated idea of ones own skills, talents, or abilities.
2. To exhibit a grotesque amount of undue and unfounded pride for a skill or ability which is actually mediocre.

Excellent examples of people who are really bad showboaters would be that 'Lord of the Dance' blockhead Michael Flatley, the ludicrously posturing Sarah Brightman and her bloated ego, and the Queen of the Showboaters, that swirling black hole of talentlessness herself - Celine Dion.

"This was our one chance to get rid of tha showboating Canadian wench!" - Peter Griffin, Family Guy

by James Howard February 2, 2004

alaskian snowbeast

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

snowbeast

1. Any person who is covered in a voluminous amount of semen after intercourse.

2 Any person who particularly enjoys being thoroughly covered in a large amount of semen.

"After he got off I looked like a snowbeast."
"Honey, I'm not afraid to admit it. I am a snowbeast."

by mancanfly May 19, 2012

snowboating

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.

Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.

by Broke25 December 6, 2009

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.

“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”

by cardman December 9, 2008

slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extra slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).

"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."

by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018