shoulder

the comparative of should. usually used when somebody tries to boss you around.

A: you should do some work for me
B: you shoulder get the fuck out of here

by N/A me May 13, 2018

Shoulder

An illegal sexy object.

Middle Schooler 1: Yo dude look at the shoulders on that one

Middle Schooler 2: Nice

by NekoNekoNyaa September 3, 2020

Shoulder

Most comfortable pillow in the world.

I love setting my head on my boyfriend's shoulder it's so comfy

by imneverheather November 6, 2020

No Shoulder

The act of slapping one in the face with your penis without using your hands or anything else.

He climbed on the banister and when he jumped off he gave me a No Shoulder.

by bubbaloc101 December 11, 2010

the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 7, 2011

The shoulder

Similar to The neck but in this version instead of slapping your own or someone else's neck, you gently rub their shoulder. ( This method is used by pansies and the weak) Doing The shoulder will result in you losing your man or womanhood. In other words, DON'T FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSIES!

1. Nikhil decided that The neck from Angel hurt too much so he created The shoulder.
2. Carlos jumped on Nikhil's the shoulder bandwagon and thus became a bitch.

by RickDaHylianWarrior December 24, 2013

Shoulders

Another word for fat, heavy, big boned

Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.

by No mane May 24, 2020