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January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
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shittage

the magnitude of your shit, usually extreme
i hope that toilet can withstand my shittage
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shortage

Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).
What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'!
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worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.
The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.
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Shittage

The outcome object of shitting inside a sausage skin, and closing it, disguising the shit sausage as an actual sausage.
Just wait till Zach takes a bite of his shittage we cooked up for him, he doesn't have any idea what we did.
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shittage

The act of shitting on somebody, or watching somebody get shit on; see owned, ownage.
BackLash experiences shittage a lot, being that he is a complete retard with a keyboard.
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slottage

The perfect slottage.

A running dive with feet first, normally perfect if as soon as land under water feet go straight up above head.
That guy just dove in the water with his feet first and didn't make a splash, the Slottage is real
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