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short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.
Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car
by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005
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shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!
allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus
by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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Storyshift Chara

Storyshift Chara is from a Undertale fan game about roles being uh...? shifted?
Someone: Storyshift Chara is pretty cool!
Someone2: She's also a part of the bad time trio
Someone: yeah, I knew that.
by fred boi February 4, 2022
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short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
by Cassar November 17, 2006
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@storyshift_chara_offi

Yall fuckers didnt wanna do it so i added myself 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@storyshift_chara_offi is the best mutual!
by @storyshift_chara_offi July 7, 2021
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shotshits

The fatigue, malaise, and body aches (general shitty feeling) following a Covid-19 immunization
I had my Covid shot yesterday, and now I have to call out from work. I have the shotshits
by DrGlittersparkles October 22, 2022
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