shortsmelted

The inability to smell very far

Can't you smell that from here?

No I'm shortsmelted

by richdowntozero January 29, 2019

Sportism

Like Racist; to judge a sports fan because of their behavior

"GO AWAY YOU DAMN FAN"
"someone's got a case of sportism"

by Benchi April 25, 2008

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Shortsmack

Shortsmack: A small, but thicc girl/woman with the physical prowess necessary to dom you sexually or even kick your ass.

Essentially, a dom shortstack.

May from GG Strive is a total shortsmack, bro.

by Lloyde1337 June 20, 2021

Shortsmack

Shortsmack: A small, but thicc girl/woman with the physical prowess necessary to dom you sexually or even kick your ass.
Imagine Midna, except she's pegging you.

In essence, a shortsmack is a shortstack that's also a dom.

>TFW no shortsmack gf to subject me to CBT...

by Lloyde1337 June 20, 2021

Shortist

A person that treats others badly due to the fact that the other is short

Your such a shortist

by Laywashere February 15, 2022

Shortist

Shortist is someone who hates short people.

Stranger: That person over there is a Shortist.
Other Stranger: Oh My!

by Sakurakage May 18, 2022