The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Shorn

When everything just feels off or indifferent, or sometimes the opposite. It depends on the situation.

"Man, I wish things are like they were before."
"Yeah, ever since the leader got fed up over some minor things, everything just changed."
"He's kind of a SHORN"
"Indeed"

by Intorbital Fertel February 13, 2021