shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004

shovemandownthroat

the sexual act of shoving a human being down ones throat

did you see joe shovemandownthroat yesterday?

by diejfvuers9ij May 1, 2021

shreman

Smart and sarcastic

Shreman is an incredibly talented person who has a great reputation. He has the power to make anyone laugh during the saddest times. He is very smart, caring, giving, generous and gets all the ladies. He's amazingly rich and is hilarious having the biggest heart of gold. Have the uniquest name and very diffcult to find person like him.

They have amazingly soothing voices that can make you feel safe and happy. Value things more and have patience.
He's the captain of the S. S. Reiznert and always leads his crew to victory. He knows exactly how to get the "booty

Wow look at the shreman! He's like an angel!

He so shreman

by Vaibhav.xd December 4, 2021

Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.

After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.

by BNArmy March 31, 2009

Storeman

Storeman is the common name in the retail world for the laziest person in the store. Known to appear to be doing something when in fact not actually achieving much or anything at all.

Frequent activities include: Leaning, Playing on computers, riding on pallet jacks, and reading newspapers.

Fred: Hey is that dude your boss? He's doing zilch.
Andrew: Nah, he's the storeman.

James: Do we have anyone running the backdock?
Jim: Not really, unless you include the storeman.
*bell rings for 5 minutes*

Fred: Where is the storeman?
Peter: I'll check.
Peter: He's out the back, but he says he's busy reading newspapers.

by Annoyingtruckdriver March 12, 2014

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009

Pulling a Shortmancam

Shortmancam WAS a soundcloud rapper that is infamously known for rhyming brother with brother, which is illegal. Pulling a Shortmancam means that you rhymed one word with the same word, therefore making you a gay ginger-midget.

“Cardi B was pulling a Shortmancam in one of her songs.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019