Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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Going to Shoney's

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 08, 2009
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Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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Bull-Shoney

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.
Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!
by Rheeb April 14, 2010
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daniel shoneye

A beautiful chocolate man with a Greek God body, cute face and absolutely giant cock. He is gay as fuck and loves to be muscle worshiped by the gays. His dick is so big that his ejaculate is so big, thick and creamy! Anybody would want to swallow everything inside of him.
His boyfriend sucking him off: Slurp!

Boyfriend: “Daniel Shoneye, your cock is so big and delicious, I can’t help but swallow everything! Such a THICK SEED!!!”
by DisWapTho December 03, 2021
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Shoney

A derogatory term for someone from West Virginia, usually overweight and wearing tattoos
That Shoney has never wore deodorant in their life.
by The assassin king April 14, 2022
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Shoney

When a man uses an armpit to wank off. It’s been known that they will also use the back of a knee or in the elbow ditch.
by Alfred momo January 20, 2023
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