A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006

A beautiful chocolate man with a Greek God body, cute face and absolutely giant cock. He is gay as fuck and loves to be muscle worshiped by the gays. His dick is so big that his ejaculate is so big, thick and creamy! Anybody would want to swallow everything inside of him.
His boyfriend sucking him off: Slurp!
Boyfriend: “Daniel Shoneye, your cock is so big and delicious, I can’t help but swallow everything! Such a THICK SEED!!!”
Boyfriend: “Daniel Shoneye, your cock is so big and delicious, I can’t help but swallow everything! Such a THICK SEED!!!”
by DisWapTho December 2, 2021

Gary: Dude did you here about John?
Derrick: No, what happened?
Gary: His girl took him to Shoney’s, and bit his dick off!
Derrick: No, what happened?
Gary: His girl took him to Shoney’s, and bit his dick off!
by headless_john March 24, 2020

When a man uses an armpit to wank off. It’s been known that they will also use the back of a knee or in the elbow ditch.
Fancy a shoney?
by Alfred momo January 20, 2023

by bobbysagetjr. October 18, 2020
