shoecide

1 / when the shoes you chose completely kill your outfit

2 / the only solution for really ugly shoes

What a great look, oh wait check out the shoes, ahhhh shoecide. That's too bad !!

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by m3brand October 26, 2010

shoeicide

The situation when you wear super painful very high heels and its killing your feet!

These 6inch heals are shoeicide!

Shes commiting shoeicide wearing those heels, beauty is pain!

by monty241 March 2, 2011

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempted to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock August 24, 2006

Shoeicide

Going into a situation where you know you are going to totally trash your shoes.

I ain't walking through that mud that is shoeicide.

by Das Miz February 23, 2018

shoecide

When by any embarrassing reason you lose one of your shoes whilst wearing them and you have to go around with one shoe until you replace it.

Ann: Goddamn it, I was so drunk last night that I didn't even notice my shoe flying right out of the car!
Bob: Sounds like it committed shoecide...

by medicalmechanica September 26, 2010

shoeicide

Wearing a perfect outfit, only to be undone by the perfectly wrong shoes.

"Did you see her today? I know, she looked fantastic................but those SHOES!!! Yeah, you don't need a bathtub and razors to commit shoeicide"

by alyoshakaramazov January 6, 2023