Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.

"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"

by 3eyed March 14, 2009

shoeshine boy

A bitch or a servant to somebody

Ayo shoeshine boy do my damn dishes!

by b.a.p November 11, 2014

shoeshine limbo

that moment where you cum on a girl's face so she becomes blind and can't find her shoes and is walking all over the place like she's doing the limbo.

person one: what did you do last night?
person two: a guy came on my face an i couldn't find my shoes. now i'm blind
person one: ooohhh... you mean shoeshine limbo?
person two: sure...

by jamrinne October 1, 2011

Montana shoeshine

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

by The Firezombie August 20, 2009

Tijuana Shoeshine

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009