The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
by Thornful January 30, 2008
Get the shoeburyness mug.The act of getting so drunk that you pass out with your shoes still on. Upon arising in the morning with a wicked case of cottonmouth you can't figure out why your boots are still with you under the covers. The only logical explaination is that the "shoebuddies" dropped by and put them back on while you were sleeping it off.
by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014
Get the Shoebuddies mug.Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Shoaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with Shoaib, but he’s the one and only legend.
I wish I could fuck Shoaib, he’s so hot.
Shoaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!
My best friend is Shoaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
Shoaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!
My best friend is Shoaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
by BigManReal March 29, 2019
Get the Shoaib mug.A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.
Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.
by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010
Get the Shoebox Special mug.The pinnacle of Harry Potter Maurauder-era fanfics. Work in Progress. Utterly hilarious and addicting. *SQUEE*
"I was reading the shoebox project at three in the morning, and i could'nt stop laughing- i woke up the whole house."
"Oh, my. I must read that."
"Oh, my. I must read that."
by Eric the Half a Bee January 6, 2005
Get the The Shoebox Project mug.The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.
"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.
by Liz February 14, 2005
Get the The Shoebox Project mug.Guy 1: My friend who is gay by the way has those exact playing cards.
Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!
Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!
by Pumpkinghost October 31, 2020
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