Shmuggledworf

Long-haired llama cat man from the 1970s, rocking a mullet.

"Bro, did you see that Shmuggledworf?!"

by John Cener November 23, 2020

Shlumped

Refers to when someone is really drunk or inebriated.

Mike: "yo last night was crazy, I was shlumped cuz"

Nino: "fosho brother last night was mad trill"

by Nine000watts March 6, 2015

Nin Shlumped

When you feel like some ass and juh wanna feel good again

Goddamn, I feel Nin Shlumped, I juh wanna cry

by shlumpmastaa September 8, 2021

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018

Albanian Shmumper

When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.

Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.

by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011