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schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
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shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.
"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"
by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017
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King Shmuck

by CRI8OR March 16, 2021
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Shmuck

A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.
Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!
by supremelordignacio September 11, 2018
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Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much
Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck
by Callum A November 30, 2019
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Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.
"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"
by Downingtown West January 2, 2009
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schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.
I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
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