smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008

shmorgisborg

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.

"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

shmorgishborg

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

by Joey Frank July 22, 2006

shmorgishmine

taking beer and dropping in a little bit of wine

"Its not pounding beer and wine its called a SHMORGISHMINE and its very cultural"

by Shmorgishmine December 22, 2021

shmorgishboard

When instead of eating a full course meal, you eat a bunch of random foods for your meal.
Most likely used in household that has children or lazy people.

Bob: Oh no! We are out of pizza! Oh what shall we do?

Lisa: Lets have a shmorgishboard!

by Valkyrie77 June 8, 2022

shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022