Shmooz

It’s that poopoo that gets on your Gucci underwear after you have a big Lincoln Log.

John woke up to shmooz all over his underwear and ass.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

Shmooze

The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.

“Are you trying to shmooze me?!”

by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018